Lyrics
So Sorry Sir
Lying in her bed, could he hear every word I’ve said?
How could I explain, why the dressers shaking?
I wonder if I’ll pass his test, do I have the nerve to stay for breakfast?
Or should I holster up and go, a headfirst tumble out the window
This is an apology
To any man who’s ever planted his seed
Cause I’m in the garden right beside her
And you’ll never guess what I’ve done to her flower
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She said her father always taught her
That men are all just pigs
So all you fathers, hide your daughters
Not all good fun’s kept clean
Hiding scared straight in the closet, hearing every word he said
At six foot five, two hundred and sixty, that size of man can really hurt me
Contemplating if it’s the end, I’m starting to sweat , time to check my pants
Breaking the silence, my cell phone rings, can you hear the fat lady?
She’s starting to sing
A three hour drive up north, a hearty chase to try and catch her
Just to see if we could get in bed with the farmers daughter
I hope he didn’t load his double barrel
Bad timing, I was just about to seal the deal