Lyrics
Love Tunnel
You know it’s not like me
To be awake past three
Cause I’m so drunk n’ tired
And we can predict
I’ll be calling in sick… it’s already tomorrow
And that two litre bottle left cut in the sink
Reminds me of trouble
When I couldn’t resist the alcohols itch
Just one scratch it made me stumble
(chorus)
You put the fun in funnel
The quickest way to get booze to my gut
I want through your love tunnel
Your plastic lips taste just like gold to mine.
After ten keg stands, we’ll fill the funnel again
A few more and we’ll be back where we started
On the brink of chuckin’ up in the sink
Pop the top, shot gun and discard it.
Then Ed came out, and gave a shout
Are you cement heads really retarded?
If you wanna binge drink, don’t do it around me
It’s family time at the cottage.
Right, we’re getting pissed tonight.